Finally! A topic of substance!
Here's my nothing beef – we desperately need a new king in chess!
No inky I'm not talking about hunks here – I'm talking about a Super King! A king that fears nothing on the chessboard. Got an Alekhine's gun ramming straight down your throat – no problem! You've misplaced all your pieces on the Q-side and now your opponent is massing the entire collective forces of evil against your lone naked king left totally exposed on the K-side? No problem! You've misplaced your best defensive piece in a mad attempt to win a lowly pawn and now face the dire consequences? No problem!
Threats, attacks, X-rays, skewers, pins, double attacks, discovered checks & double checks, unwanted combinational threats, and finally those nasty ~mating threats~
will just bounce off of the new Super King of Chess!
In short absolutely ~nothing~
works against this new Super King!
I say we nominate the Pillsbury Doughboy as the new Super King of Chess! I've nicknamed him "Fluffy"
– so whaddy think?
_______________________________________ The new Super King of Chess – "Fluffy!"
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PS: Me thinks Petrosianic is on a happy spree due to extraterrestrial influences... Namely a ship called the Enterprise!
Originally posted by Petrosianic:
[the all important selected excerpt]
"...The fluffier the better..."
I couldn't agree more!