This is a thread for talking about nothing. The fluffier the better. Talk about anything. Talk about nothing. There's no rule against saying something in the nothing thread, but if you say something and it gets drowned out by nothing, don't come crying about it.

If you've got nothing to say, say it here! Cut and paste your phone book. Post limericks in Old English! Become the new Number One poster!


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"RC 100's got nothing... (Nothing, nothing!) Best nothing I've ever tasted."

For my first nothing, I'd like to post, for no reason in particular, the value of Pi, to 10,000 digits.

(Don't ask why I've got this number immediately available for cut and pasting. It's part of a joke, but it would take too long to explain.)


3.141592653589793238462643383279502
88419716939937510582097494459230781
64062862089986280348253421170679821
48086513282306647093844609550582231
72535940812848111745028410270193852
11055596446229489549303819644288109
75665933446128475648233786783165271
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15588174881520920962829254091715364
36789259036001133053054882046652138
41469519415116094330572703657595919
53092186117381932611793105118548074
46237996274956735188575272489122793
81830119491298336733624406566430860
21394946395224737190702179860943702
77053921717629317675238467481846766
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42757789609173637178721468440901224
95343014654958537105079227968925892
35420199561121290219608640344181598
13629774771309960518707211349999998
37297804995105973173281609631859502
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04287554687311595628638823537875937
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54637464939319255060400927701671139
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79774726847104047534646208046684259
06949129331367702898915210475216205
69660240580381501935112533824300355
87640247496473263914199272604269922
79678235478163600934172164121992458
63150302861829745557067498385054945
88586926995690927210797509302955321
16534498720275596023648066549911988
18347977535663698074265425278625518
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35685481613611573525521334757418494
68438523323907394143334547762416862
51898356948556209921922218427255025
42568876717904946016534668049886272
32791786085784383827967976681454100
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04997252468084598727364469584865383
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36345681743241125150760694794510965
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54735739523113427166102135969536231
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44037420073105785390621983874478084
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07074692112019130203303801976211011
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75111735471918550464490263655128162
28824462575916333039107225383742182
14088350865739177150968288747826569
95995744906617583441375223970968340
80053559849175417381883999446974867
62655165827658483588453142775687900
29095170283529716344562129640435231
17600665101241200659755851276178583
82920419748442360800719304576189323
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47095890455635792122103334669749923
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24651518754711962184439658253375438
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66514793942590298969594699556576121
86561967337862362561252163208628692
22103274889218654364802296780705765
61514463204692790682120738837781423
35628236089632080682224680122482611
77185896381409183903673672220888321
51375560037279839400415297002878307
66709444745601345564172543709069793
96122571429894671543578468788614445
81231459357198492252847160504922124
24701412147805734551050080190869960
33027634787081081754501193071412233
90866393833952942578690507643100638
35198343893415961318543475464955697
81038293097164651438407007073604112
37359984345225161050702705623526601
27648483084076118301305279320542746
28654036036745328651057065874882256
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13410559240190274216248439140359989
53539459094407046912091409387001264
56001623742880210927645793106579229
55249887275846101264836999892256959
6881592056001016552563756

For a good prime, call:

6438080068035544392301298549614926991513861075340
1343291807343952413826484237063006136971539473913
4090922937332590384720397133335969549256322620979
0366866332139039529661751070967691800176461618515
73147596390153

I had to get this tune out of my head - so thanks for giving me a place to put it.

I object. This is taking up space on Mig's server - and we need to save it for the really important stuff like:


No. 2 under fifty GM Hunk


No. 1 under 50 GM Hunk


All time No. 1 GM Hunk

Finally, a topic about which I have much to say.

Mark.

~Arrg~



- Mal

Finally! A topic of substance!

Here's my nothing beef – we desperately need a new king in chess!

No inky I'm not talking about hunks here – I'm talking about a Super King! A king that fears nothing on the chessboard. Got an Alekhine's gun ramming straight down your throat – no problem! You've misplaced all your pieces on the Q-side and now your opponent is massing the entire collective forces of evil against your lone naked king left totally exposed on the K-side? No problem! You've misplaced your best defensive piece in a mad attempt to win a lowly pawn and now face the dire consequences? No problem!

Threats, attacks, X-rays, skewers, pins, double attacks, discovered checks & double checks, unwanted combinational threats, and finally those nasty ~mating threats~ will just bounce off of the new Super King of Chess!

In short absolutely ~nothing~ works against this new Super King!

I say we nominate the Pillsbury Doughboy as the new Super King of Chess! I've nicknamed him "Fluffy" – so whaddy think?

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The new Super King of Chess – "Fluffy!"
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Place you approval in this topic by just adding "Fluffy Rules!" in your post... Many thanks for your support!


- Mal


PS: Me thinks Petrosianic is on a happy spree due to extraterrestrial influences... Namely a ship called the Enterprise!

PPS: I couldn't agree more!

Sam Hardwick
Sum Hardwick
Bum Hardwick

inky
dinky
doo

littlefish
littlewish
littlewash
littlecash
littlecast
littlecost
littlecosy

easyfish
eastfish
fastfish
fistfish
listfish
lostfish
losefish

easyfish
eastfish
fastfish
fistfish
fishfish
fishfist
fishfast
fisheast
fisheasy

gelatinous cube
gelatinous rube
gelatinous ruby

Ed
Ed
Ed
Ed
Ed
Ed
Ed
Ed
Ed

geeker
seeker

chess
chest
crest
dammit

mad hatter
mar hatter
far hatter
far patter
fat patter
cat patter

inky
sinky
silky
sulky

dog
dig
din
don
con
cot
cat

supergrobi
supergrowi
supercrowi
superchowi
superchopi
superchipi
superclipi
superclapi

Chris Rowson
Christ Rowson
Christen Rowson

Mal
Pal
Pat
Rat
Rot
Row
Pow!

Why yes, I am a rube, and thank you for noticing.