Finally! A topic of substance!

Here's my nothing beef – we desperately need a new king in chess!
No inky I'm not talking about hunks here – I'm talking about a Super King! A king that fears nothing on the chessboard. Got an Alekhine's gun ramming straight down your throat – no problem! You've misplaced all your pieces on the Q-side and now your opponent is massing the entire collective forces of evil against your lone naked king left totally exposed on the K-side? No problem! You've misplaced your best defensive piece in a mad attempt to win a lowly pawn and now face the dire consequences? No problem!

Threats, attacks, X-rays, skewers, pins, double attacks, discovered checks & double checks, unwanted combinational threats, and finally those nasty
~mating threats~ will just bounce off of the new Super King of Chess!

In short absolutely
~nothing~ works against this new Super King!
I say we nominate the Pillsbury Doughboy as the new Super King of Chess! I've nicknamed him
"Fluffy" – so whaddy think?

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The new Super King of Chess – "Fluffy!"_______________________________________
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"Fluffy Rules!" in your post... Many thanks for your support!

- Mal
PS: Me thinks Petrosianic is on a happy spree due to extraterrestrial influences... Namely a ship called the Enterprise!

PPS:
Originally posted by Petrosianic:
[the all important selected excerpt]
"...The fluffier the better..."
I couldn't agree more!
